(DVF vintage rompie; Rag & Bone hat; Selima sunnies; Lia Sophia chain necklaces and ring; Hong Kong leopard watch; Beso Beso bead bracelets; Istanbul woven handbag; Steve Madden shoes)

A vintage wrap romper a la Diane von Furstenberg. At first, I was not pleased with the reminiscent-to-a-bridal-shower-appropriate-garb {otherwise known as a wrap dress} for evening, but when perfectly paired with my tranny shoes of the moment...well, it became just that...perfect!
Here are shots taken both in Los Angeles and Laguna Beach over July 4th weekend. I almost felt that I would brush paths with Stephen Colletti. Or break out the new Uggs with bikini trend. Or tattoo my favorite Real Housewives of New York quote on my back.

I resisted, gracefully, leaving Laguna with my dignity. And a good old fashion tan line.