{DVF goat coat; Keep Me tee; self-made headpiece; Kelly Wearstler necklace; TopShop shorts; vintage sunnies and bracelet; Sergio Rossi boots; Dolce & Gabbana handbag}

Here is a classic case of the #elshane "walk of shame". Only, in this case, I went to bed in my pj's, and woke up just to put on the same lewk I wore the previous evening...

{Insert sparkling shooting star here}...

'Twas the night before Sunday, when all through the bar,
Not a man nor a woman, could resist stroking my arm.
In Cali-cool shorts, and a goat-hair coat so controversial,
Animalistic petting outbursts kept my evening at all but a lull...

"YOU SO SOFT!"

"YOU SO FINE!"

They shouted as they eagerly petted my BaaaAaaAaaah machine. I knew, just then, that I had to re-enact this moment the morning after, in perfect 11am sunlight.

The story of my WILDLIFE. 

The End.