(God Save LA tee; American Apparel thong-o-tard; LnA harem pants; DVF head bow, Versace for H&M necklace; Lia Sophia bracelets; Ray-Ban sunnies; Kelsi Dagger leopard booties;
Nike most complimented kicks)

Hey-sus! There's a serious price to pay for living with your boyfriend. I got all dressed to go out on Saturday night... hair did...makeup did...outfit DID UP... {cue fabulously J-Lo-approved look above} and then I got the <> voice of utter disapproval, disgust, disdain, and any other negative D word you can think of from my man for my {incredibly cool and hardly revealing} lewk.
What's wrong with showing 3 inches of skin on the sides of your belly? I had nothing exposed except for some sexy ankle and some skinny girl muffin top. Talk to the hand, I had to go back into my lion-witch-wardrobe and change out of my killer outfit. 
So the next morning, I put it all back on, piece by piece, thong by thong, and made him play photog with me for all to remember for the eternity of elshane.com...
Lesson, ya'heard? Don't mess with my style.

pps- These Kelsi Dagger booties are under $150 and as comfy as grass-fed rabbit. Go get 'em for you and a friend!