(American Apparel jumpsuit and undergarments; DVF coat, clutch, bangles and sunnies; vintage hat; Azzedine ALAIA boots)


Holy Alaia Internet! I don't know which issue is more divinely righteous. Obviously Alaia would beat out any other topics of conversations at all times, but not having internet for the past 9 days has caught me breathless, as well.

Alas, the great debate: ALAIA vs. INTERNET!

Alaia: Yes, these boots are Alaia. Do I need more explaining?
Internet: Correct, I was without internet for 9 days. I can't believe how much has happened on Facebook in this time!
Alaia: Yes, these boots are Alaia. Does that make me G-d?
Internet: It feels great to type again.
Alaia: Yes, these boots are Alaia. This was actually my head-to-toe look for New Year's Eve two weeks ago. I never got to take any photos because I was too busy drinking tequila starring at my... Alaia.
Internet: Good thing I have Internet again; now I can share my thoughts on this subject to all of my Japanese fans.


Alaia vs. Internet. Who wins?